golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu)

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes)

sorelatable:

I can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

deanprincesster:

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.